[This post is best read listening to this because. because ( Read more... )

[Poland, having apparently not learned from the accidental diary reading, is once again caught with his phone on as he reads out loud while he is writing. Some things don't change I guess.]Dear Święty Mikołaj ( Read more... )

Oh my god. Public utilities aren't socialist they're just decent! How am I, like, going to be able to take my bubble bath tonight if the water won't turn on? What about gas for the lady who lives here, so she can cook and stuff? Ugh, communism at least we got utilities as jobs and housing.

Oh my god you guys I'm unemployed. This is, like, totally ( Read more... )

Hey, so, like, I figured if America can run for, like, whatever he's running for, I totally can too! Like, oh my god I've totally done more than America. Totally ( Read more... )

I'm, like, never opening my door again unless I know it's safe. So, like, if you're not Russia knock with that, like, secret knock. The one that's like da-da-da-da-da da-da. But, like, Russia won't know the secret knock so it'll totally keep him out.

Now that that's all taken care of, I, like, totally got a present from Germany, and...

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